Because truth is scary — so we make it up!
We are independent, underfunded, and proudly irresponsible.
Our budget runs on inspiration, coffee, and a hint of Bitcoin (for the dream).
Your support helps us to:
- write even more absurd nonsense,
- pay for hosting and emergency buckwheat,
- and not sell out to advertisers... for now.
💰How to support us?
Cryptocurrency:
(Even virtual money trusts us)
0x1204E99b87AE223fDb271887C09f28434E167cCc(Ethereum / USDT / Whatever you’ve got)
A tip jar in the office:
(But we won’t share the address… mostly because we forgot where we live)
🤔Why do we ask?
Because joking without a salary is one thing —
but joking on an empty stomach is a tragedy.
❤️Support us — and we’ll name a monument after you!
(Or at least include you in “The Global Conspiracy Weekly”)