🔔 Ukraine’s delegation of light bureaucracy arrived at the Paris Olympics a day late — but with every protocol signed… even the ones nobody asked for.
🇺🇦 A representative from the Ministry of Youth and Sports explained the delay like this:
“We trained under conditions as close to reality as possible — meaning no electricity, no water, and no fixed schedule.”
🏃♂️ Top achievements by Ukrainian athletes:
- 4th place in the 100-meter “dash to the Cabinet of Ministers with signed statements”
- Bronze in artistic blame-shifting
- And silver in the team event “Patriots vs. Federations”
🤼♀️ Особливий інтерес викликала нова дисципліна — “Греко-корупційна боротьба”where Ukrainian coaches competed for the right to form the national team entirely out of family members.
⚽️ Meanwhile, a new team appeared in Ukraine’s Premier Football League: “FC Phantom Sports School No. 17”— it exists only on paper, but is already leading the league in total budget allocations.
📌 Fakesport recommends::
If you can’t win — start a new federation and declare yourself champion!
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