📉 The European Union has suspended funding to Ukraine після того, як побачив, що закон про НАБУ та САП більше схожий на “інструкцію до ручного пилососа” — працює лише коли хтось тисне кнопку.
💬 Official reason::
“These agencies cannot be independent if they both report to the same person — the Minister of Magical Oversight and Soulmate Affairs.”
🇪🇺 Brussels is in shock::
“We send billions, and in return we get a five-season drama called ‘Servant of the Pocket’ — with no subtitles.”
🧑⚖️ The head of the conditionally independent Anti-Corruption Committee commented: прокоментував:
“This was an oversight. We forgot to include the word ‘independent’ in every paragraph. We’ll fix it.”
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